Skipping Church

[jmrushin]

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was

an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day,he

decided he just had to go play golf.

So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and
persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton

headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.

This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew

from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.

After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while

looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going

to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straighttowards

the pin,dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!!!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked,

"Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"

[SadaSoCool]

*pope*hehe...funny

[LubaPuccini]

Very funny!

[kbdflash]

*lol**rofl*Talk about Bustin a Gut, That was hiliarious.

[veda]

Waking Up for Church

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."

"Why not?" she asked."I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."

His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church. One, you are 58 years old! and Two youAREthe pastor !!!