Night Classes for Men

[Sunshine]

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT


THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, January 9, 2006



NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.





Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide

Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and

Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.





Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM



Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM



Class 7

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places

And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum .

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and

Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.





Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be dete! rmined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses,

diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all

the ladies for

the best chuckle of their day!

[Baca]

Ha !! Are they available in Fresno too ???? I know of some people that need too be sent !

[SadaSoCool]

Hey...how about Oregon? I know of some Guys that REALLY NEED IT!!!! Haha

[wall]

To funny, think I need about half those classes.

[Disciple]

*ban*

[Rnak]

The stuff women find funny *blah*

[Sunshine]

*cry*

[Echo]

Sunshine Wrote:*cry*

I agree............*cry*



<<Echo>>

[Montana]

[damedic]

I think I graduated from a few of those classes, but it might be good for a refresher course.

I was thinking to have a reunion with all graduates, but it would probably be only a few of us? :shock: