Mother in law

[Pontoon]

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.

>While

> > they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told

>them,

> > "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here

> > in the Holy Land for $150.

> >

> > The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped

> > home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your

> > mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and

>you

> > would spend only $150."

> >

> > The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and

> > three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that

> > chance."

[Ruskygal]

My jewish boss - told me this joke using his wife --instead of mother in law.