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02-17-2006, 10:03 PM
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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sport event in the world, and not use it ?" Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967." "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at her funeral." |
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02-17-2006, 10:07 PM
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What's a Texas tornado and an Arkansas divorce have in common???
Somebody's gonna lose a mobile home. |
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02-18-2006, 10:39 AM
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How many blondes does it take to changea light bulb?-- One
How many brunnettes does it take to change a light bulb??-- One How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb??--One How many Skydivers does it take to change a light bulb??? NONE......There are no light bulbs in the sky.. |
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02-18-2006, 04:35 PM
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Did you hear about the plane that crashed into the Polish cemetary??
So far they have recovered 2000 bodies.........:shock: |
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02-18-2006, 05:34 PM
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Two children, one tall,the other short walk into a candy store.
The short boyquickly decides what he wants and rushes over to the jelly bean jar. The tall boy paces back and forth impatiently and undecisive until his short friends starts to get upset. All he wants is his some jelly beans, so he grabs a handfull and throws them at his tall friend and says, " Wally, I may be short but at least I can make up my mind quick! The tall boy quickly and adamantly yells back continuously, " Tommy, yes you are short! pick up the jelly beans and lets go!" He yells this over and over. Finally Tommy shyfully responds," I'd rather not, I'm short enough as it is,"*scared*.. |
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02-20-2006, 09:38 AM
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*huh*I really don't get it.
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02-21-2006, 02:08 PM
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:?I don't get that one gd....
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02-21-2006, 04:09 PM
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Disciple and Ruskygal,
Forgive me for that joke! Although I am glad you questioned it openly.  It has no meaning or punchline and was made up as I typed it and posted it. I will post something later to clarify why I posted that and some of my other odd posts recently and it should shed some light. Basically, it has to do with people taking other peoples word or taking to heart what some may say or speak about just because of WHO they are or HOW they present things. As with a joke as I posted it can be harmless. But in other area's it can be detrimental (sp?). Forgive me again, GoodDay |
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02-21-2006, 04:40 PM
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"The Emperor's Not Wearing Any Clothes."
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02-21-2006, 05:06 PM
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"One Emperor's rags is another Emperor's "'Clothing.'"
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