Fun questions.

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I only got the math question right.
*duh*



Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Okay?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....[font="Comic Sans MS"]
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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




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Answer: [/font][font="Comic Sans MS"]If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.[/font]


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Now answer the second question, but [/font]don't take as much time as you took for the first question, Okay?[font="Comic Sans MS"]

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I[/font]f you overtake the last person, then you are...?


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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?[font="Comic Sans MS"]


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Third Question:


Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only[font="Comic Sans MS"]. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
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Take [/font]1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?[font="Comic Sans MS"]


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Did you get [/font]5000?[font="Comic Sans MS"]

The correct answer is actually 4100.[/font][font="Comic Sans MS"]



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator![/font]







Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.......Maybe.[font="Comic Sans MS"]
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Fourth Question:[font="Comic Sans MS"]

[/font]Mary's father has five daughters: 1.Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer [/font]Nunu?[font="Comic Sans MS"]
NO! [/font]Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again![font="Comic Sans MS"]
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Okay, now the bonus round:[/font][font="Comic Sans MS"]

A [/font]mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?







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He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like you![/font]