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A bit corny, but you techies might enjoy it.
05-09-2006, 03:40 PM
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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In Addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3. Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 Did not seem to be able to run.



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I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help.
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05-11-2006, 07:40 PM
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wall Wrote:
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In Addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3. Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 Did not seem to be able to run.






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I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help.
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[font=Arial]Unfortunately this upgrade can also behave as a virus and the uninstall can be worse than what occurs now. You can force the uninstall, however almost all users discover that Wife 1.0 will cause permanent damage and drain on your resouces as its removal installs the virus Alimony 6.0, I highly do not reccomend the uninstall.


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[font=Arial]A number of users also decided to circumvent Wife 1.0 by also usinganother version of Girlfriend 7.0. Wife 1.0 has amazing tenacity to discover competing programs and will uninstall itself and then install the virus....not Alimony 6.0, but a more vicious version called Alimony 8.0 plus it will also install Bad Reputation 5.0.


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[font=Arial]I highly suggest to learn to go without some applications and learn to appease Wife 1.0. Those who have, discover Wife 1.0 self upgrades (some as far as Wife XP) and things could never be better.

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05-12-2006, 01:03 AM
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You guys are baaaad. I'm sure not all wives are against Football and Poker. Got myself a Poker table and I love watching football with my Pop. Gotta admit though...that was funny :cool:
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