Polar Bear

[RedOctober]

Ok...normaly I would probally be iffy on a joke like this...but since a JEW told this to me...well....

A Jew and a Czech we're visiting the zoo and watching the Polar Bears. The Czech got a little too close to the cage and a Polar Bear nabbed in and began mauling him. The Jew ran for help.

The Jew eventually got a hold of a Zoo keeper and they ran to the bear cage. But by then, thier was no sign of the Czech. So the Zoo keeper said "There are two bears, one male one female...which one attacked the Czech?"

The Jew responded..."the male".

Immediately the Zoo Keeper shot the Female. When they opened her up, they found the remains of the Czech. The Jew asked "Why did you shoot the female instead of the male?".

The Zoo Keeper said "Do you actualy expect me to belive a Jew when he says the Czech is in the Male?" *blwup*

[Ruskygal]

Oh Red..ROFL..That was really good.

[Pavel]

Both Polar Bears and Penguins run on ice and swim in the ocean. What percentage of a Polar Bears diet is in consuming Penguins. (Can Polar Bears even catch them?)