The dead mother-in-law

[ambassador]

A family had visited the Holy land of Israel, and while there the mother in-law had died. So the son in law wishing to make burial arrangements ask a Jewish rabbi how much it would cost to fly the coffin back to the States. The rabbi responded, it would be $ 5,000 US dollars; but if you bury her here, it will only be $ 100 US dollars. The son-in-law said could you make the flight arrangements as soon as possible? The Rabbi asked with a puzzle look on his face; why would you want to waste $4900 US dollars? The son-in-law responded, "I heard that you guys bury some guy here 2000 years ago, and he came back to life in 3 days, and I can't take that chance with my mother-in-law.

ambassador

[Ruskybear]

Good one! *lol*