Blonde Joke

[Pontoon]

>> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and

>> help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how

to

get it started."

>> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

>> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a

tiger."

>> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets

>> him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the

table.

>> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then

turns

>> to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not

going

>> to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a

tiger."

>> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have

>> a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................



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>>>> "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

[Montana]

[RedOctober]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

[Pontoon]

*rofl* Nice

[Daniel M B]

A boss comes into his office,
his blonde secretary is deep in thought and typing away at her PC.
He watches her for a moment then asks-
"What are you typing?"
"My password-mickeymousedonaldduckunclescrougeyosemitesambugsbunnydaffyduckroadrunner......."
"Why such a long password?"
"DUHHHHHH!-Six characters or more!!!!!!!!!