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YOU CANNOT READ THIS AND BE IN A BAD MOOD AFTERWARDS!
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05-23-2007, 10:09 AM
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05-23-2007, 10:42 AM
Post: #2
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What's the last thing a bug tastes before they hit your windshield??
Their BUTT!! 
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05-23-2007, 10:52 AM
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uuuhhhhmmmm ................... I dont get it? tehe tehe
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05-26-2007, 09:27 PM
Post: #4
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I am sorry call me stupid if you want. But I read it three times and not one made me smile.
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05-29-2007, 11:33 AM
Post: #5
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Call you stupid? Of course not, there is no reason to make fun of someone who doesnt have as LAME of a sense of humour as myself !
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08-24-2007, 05:52 PM
Post: #6
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*lol**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol*SpamSpamSpamSpamim never in a bad mood what the heck *lol*
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08-24-2007, 05:52 PM
Post: #7
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*lol**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol**lol*SpamSpamSpamSpamim never in a bad mood what the heck *lol*
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08-29-2007, 02:19 AM
Post: #8
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Ok..I think anything is funny...haha..Veda...i loved it!!! Then again...I laugh at my patients jokesall the time...and I'm not even gonna go there..haha
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