Lemon Picker

[Daniel M B]

[font=Courier]Aussie humor.


A man applying for a job at a Mildura lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

He replied: "I've been divorced three times, bought a Ford,
I barrack for Port Power and I voted for Kevin Rudd."

[RedOctober]

I looked at this yesterday at work...and thought "I don't get it". Then when I got on the van and work finally got off my mind.....I started cracking up.

Now to go mow the lawn....clean the jacuzzi....the patio....etc.