In Oklahoma..

[Daniel M B]

One sunny afternoon a young woman comes home from her doctor.

Her husband is on the tractor.

"Cum daown hear an lissen t' me ye ole fool!
I hav' bean to da doc's an he says de ain't nuttin' 'rong wit me!
So's you's best gitt yo bony ass do'n ther an gits chick'd out!"

Next afternoon,

He comes strutting up the driveway all dressed in white,
white boots, white suit, white hat and carrying a white umbrella.

His wife greets him,

"Weeeell, looki hear, why ye all dressed up lik' dat ye ole fool?"

"Weeeell" He smiled "Ifs da doc says I'm IMPOTA[/size]NT,
I's mite as well dress IMPOTANT!"