Picture this:

[Daniel M B]

The Pope, Benedict XVI, is on the same stage as the President of America, in front of a huge crowd at the Super Bowl.

The Pope leans towards President Obama and says gently,
"Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?"
"This joy will not be a momentary display, like those believers in a
football game, but it will go deep into their hearts and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice and thank the Lord!"

Obama replies, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand? Show me?"

So the Pope backhand slaps him.