Lone Ranger and Tonto

[Daniel M B]

Hot mid western day Lone Ranger and Tonto stop at a saloon,
order 2 cold chi's and sit down.
In comes an old timer and holwers,
"Who owns that white horse?"
"I do" replies L R
"Well you better come see, 'cause I think it's dead!" Says the old timer.
L R & Tonto walk out and see silver on the ground but still alive.
L R takes Tonto's hat fills it with water and splashs Silver.
"Now Tonto you get your hat and fan Silver all over untill he feels better"
Instructs L R.
L R goes back in to finish his chi.
Half hour later the an old timer walks back and holwers,
"Somebody in here has left their "ingine" running!