Something to look foward to.

[Daniel M B]

2 old guys talking
"Slim I'm 83 years old and I have aches & pain all over,
you're my age how do you feel?"
"Well Bob, I feel like a new born baby!"
"What?!"
"Yep! No hair, no teeth & I think I just wet myself!!!!!"



Slim is getting married.
"So I hear your getting married"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"Is she good looking?"
"Nope!"
"Does she cook?"
"Nope!"
"Is she rich?"
"Nope poor as they come!"
"Is it love?"
"Nope can't say it is"
"Why in Tarnations do you want to marry her??"
"Cause, Bob, she still drives!


Three old guys walking along.
1st says "Windy today!"
2nd "Nope it's Thursday!"
3rd "Yep! So am I lets have some CHI !"



One more.....


Slim slowly shuffled into Wendy's
slowly and painfully gets on the stool.
"I'll have a banana split, please."
The waitress asked kindly-
"Crushed nuts?"
"No my dear" He replied
"Arthritis!"