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03-28-2005, 01:20 PM
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[size=2][font=arial,helvetica][font=Arial][color=#000000]THE AMISH ELEVATOR[/font][/color][/font][/size]
[size=2][font=arial,helvetica][/font][/size] [size=2][font=arial,helvetica][font=Arial][color=#000000]An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.[/font] They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.[/color] [/font]The boy asked, "What is this Father?" [/size]The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son................... "Go get your mother." A thorough knowledge of the Bible is the foundation of all clear views of religion. He that is well-grounded in it will not generally be found a waverer, and carried about by every wind of new doctrine. Any system of training which does not make a knowledge of Scripture the first thing is unsafe and unsound. -J. C. Ryle |
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03-28-2005, 01:37 PM
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*clap*me like this one !!
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03-28-2005, 06:45 PM
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LOL! That's a good one!
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03-29-2005, 10:08 AM
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03-29-2005, 05:00 PM
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haha...if only that could really happen
Sarah
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03-30-2005, 11:56 PM
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Lol- I gave you some Mana for that one Wall!
Good one..and I believed I owed you some from way back. Good Day |
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03-31-2005, 12:00 AM
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Wall
Good one Lol I gave you some Mana...I was paying you back for the mana you gave me when i first joined. Good Day |
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03-31-2005, 09:09 AM
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Thanks GoodDay.
wall A thorough knowledge of the Bible is the foundation of all clear views of religion. He that is well-grounded in it will not generally be found a waverer, and carried about by every wind of new doctrine. Any system of training which does not make a knowledge of Scripture the first thing is unsafe and unsound. -J. C. Ryle |
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