3 legged Chicken

[RedOctober]

A traveler was driving down an open country road at about 40 MPH. Just then He looked to the side of the road and there was this chicken with three legs keeping up with him. So he speeds up to 50 MPH hour and so does the chicken. In awe, he speeds up to 60, then 70 and the chicken is still keeping up with him. Then the chicken trully amazes him and passes him up like he's standing still and runs into this farm down the road.

He follows and enters the farm and see's a farmer and his wife. He stops the car, gets out and walks to the farmer.

He then says "did you see that chicken with three legs?"

The farmer replies, "well yeah, we make them here".

The traveler then asks "Why?"

Farmer replies back "Well, you ever have a chicken dinner and you want a drumstick and your wife wants a drumstick, then a friend come's over and they want a drumstick? Well, thats why we make them."

The traveler says "That's a great idea, what do they taste like?"





OK....



Ready...



Here comes the Punch Line....







The Farmer says "Don't know, never caught one yet"......budda bump.