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03-31-2005, 04:13 PM
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This is a corny one, but hey if God talked through a donkey.
[font="Times New Roman"]The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."[/font] [font="Times New Roman"][size=3]GoodDay, please don't take my mana away for this one.[i][font=Arial][color=blue] A thorough knowledge of the Bible is the foundation of all clear views of religion. He that is well-grounded in it will not generally be found a waverer, and carried about by every wind of new doctrine. Any system of training which does not make a knowledge of Scripture the first thing is unsafe and unsound. -J. C. Ryle |
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03-31-2005, 04:18 PM
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MOOOOOOO I mean BOOOOOOOOOO :dude:
Give MARXISM a Chance--Vote DEMOCRAT |
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03-31-2005, 04:35 PM
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Budda-Bump-tah!
When faith is chained to doctrine, truth becomes heresy and God is forgotten. |
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03-31-2005, 04:50 PM
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wall Wrote:This is a corny one, but hey if God talked through a donkey.[color=black][size=2]Wall, Your mana is still safe!:)That was OK but... watch out on your next one! Nah! Just Kidden..thats a clever one |
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03-31-2005, 04:53 PM
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PontooningI gave you mana for that one, your joke was funnier than the original one. Thanks GoodDay.
wall A thorough knowledge of the Bible is the foundation of all clear views of religion. He that is well-grounded in it will not generally be found a waverer, and carried about by every wind of new doctrine. Any system of training which does not make a knowledge of Scripture the first thing is unsafe and unsound. -J. C. Ryle |
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