Blondes....

[SadaSoCool]

Blondes....
Body: Blonde Girl is so dumb........

...she called me to get my phone number.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...she studied for a blood test.
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
....when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," so she turned around and went home.
...... she couldn't dial 911 because she couldn't find the 11

[veda]

it IS possible to drown a fish. I didnt think it was till my sister drowned our little "nemo".

[Ruskygal]

There was this black hair lady that wanted a price check at the 99 cents store...DOH :shock:

[Pavel]

Fish can drown, in you pull them backwards. They need water to go over their gills in order to breathe.

Nevertheless, did you hear about blonde who thought she'd try artificial intelligence? She died her hair black.

[SadaSoCool]

HmmIjust dyed my hair black too...hasn't increased my smartness!:shock:

[GEJA]

Blonde at the Hotel

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

[jmrushin]

*woot* That was way too FUNNY!!!!!

[jmrushin]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop".

[Pavel]

jmrushin Wrote:A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop".

Is this a re-post from "A Blondes highlights of the year"?

[jmrushin]

Sorry Pavel, I got it in my email today and thought it was funny! I know I read it before but didn't realize it was already posted here. I love those blonde jokes! They are way too hilarious!

just me rushin*doh*