Blondes....

[GEJA]

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the whiteout.


Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.


Q: How does the blonde car pool work?
A: They all meet at work at 7:45.


Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade

Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.


Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"


Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

[tada]

OK...the golden retriever one was funny

[Pavel]

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

Q: What did the blonde say when she went to check if her turn
signal was working?
A: Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't.


She was so blond, that... At the bottom of an application where it
says "sign here," she wrote "Sagittarius.".

[Metal Head]

A man comes home from work one day and his blonde wife came running out of the house with a giant spring in her step. "I've got good news honey"!!!! The blonde said to her husband. Her husband asked "so whats the good news"?? The blonde wife replied, "I'm pregnant.......with twins"!!!! The husband said "That's great dear, we have been trying for a long time and now its finally happened. By the way if you just found out today how do you know that you are having twins"?? The blonde replied, "Because I went to wal-mart and got the two pack pregnancy test kit...and they both came out positive"!!!!!!