05-14-2005, 02:35 PM
There was a manfishing along a beach when he noticed an old bottle/vase looking thing. He picked it up and began to remove the sand & cleaning the outside when a Genie all of a sudden came out. Saying:
"Thank you, and Because you have let me out of the bottle after years of confinement, I will grant you 3 wishes" The man said: "great, OK, I wish I had a brand new convertable BMW". Poof, there was a new car right next to him. The genie said "2 more" and the man immediately said "I would like a bank account with millions of dollars in it", Poof, he had a Savings account book in hand, showing millions deposited.
The Genie then said "this is your last wish, think carefully" The man thought & then said: "I want you to construct a bridge from Los Angeles to Hawaii, so I can drive there in my new car & spend my money, since I have never been there and am dreadfully afraid of flying". The genie replied: "Are you Crazy? Do you know how far it is to Hawaii? Don't you realize that is impossible? Don't you know how much materials, steel, concrete, engineering know how, will be involved? Plus not to mention the thousands & thousands of Gallons of paint that will be needed to paint it?"
The man reconsidered and sadly said: "Ok I guess I did think about all of that stuff, how about - a beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed, girl that I can make my wife. Someone that will have my children & keep my home well taken care of. One that will love me unconditionally, have dinner always ready when I get home, be always willing to satisfy me, understand that at times when I come home that I would rather just watch the game on tv, also fully understand and accept that there may be times that I don't feel like talking,and most importantlywon't mind that I will bring fish into the house to clean, when I catch them with my buddies."
The genie looked at him in amazement and just said: " UUHHHHHH, what color do you want that bridge?"
"Thank you, and Because you have let me out of the bottle after years of confinement, I will grant you 3 wishes" The man said: "great, OK, I wish I had a brand new convertable BMW". Poof, there was a new car right next to him. The genie said "2 more" and the man immediately said "I would like a bank account with millions of dollars in it", Poof, he had a Savings account book in hand, showing millions deposited.
The Genie then said "this is your last wish, think carefully" The man thought & then said: "I want you to construct a bridge from Los Angeles to Hawaii, so I can drive there in my new car & spend my money, since I have never been there and am dreadfully afraid of flying". The genie replied: "Are you Crazy? Do you know how far it is to Hawaii? Don't you realize that is impossible? Don't you know how much materials, steel, concrete, engineering know how, will be involved? Plus not to mention the thousands & thousands of Gallons of paint that will be needed to paint it?"
The man reconsidered and sadly said: "Ok I guess I did think about all of that stuff, how about - a beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed, girl that I can make my wife. Someone that will have my children & keep my home well taken care of. One that will love me unconditionally, have dinner always ready when I get home, be always willing to satisfy me, understand that at times when I come home that I would rather just watch the game on tv, also fully understand and accept that there may be times that I don't feel like talking,and most importantlywon't mind that I will bring fish into the house to clean, when I catch them with my buddies."
The genie looked at him in amazement and just said: " UUHHHHHH, what color do you want that bridge?"