08-16-2005, 07:49 PM
You know you are Russian when.......
Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it partying with50-100of your closest friends
Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone
Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font
People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can
Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"
You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki
You don't mind family get-togethers because you know theBaboonyas will be making dinner
You know all the cops by their first names
You know someone who works at a dental lab
You are somehow related to most of the people you know
On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii pon'chik tells you to pick up line 2
You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limit
You have been kicked out of the JCC at least twice for trying to sneak in without paying.
Everyone you know has a ruchka of smirnoff in their trunk.
You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home yourself).
You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka
You know more than 30 Katsyas,Vettas, Pauls, andMarys
You have to tell your parents what channel is "YOUR" HBO, Showtime, Per-View is on.
You have a personalized license plate.
When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts.
Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?"
Most of your clothes are fake brand names but you "just can't tell them apart from the real ones."
You have a fake Movado because you can't afford a real Rolex.
Once in a while you attempt to go toChurch but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long.
Some English words like "use, shop, apply, and etc." permanently become a part of your conversational
You're proud to be Russian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Russian friends!
Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it partying with50-100of your closest friends
Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone
Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font
People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can
Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"
You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki
You don't mind family get-togethers because you know theBaboonyas will be making dinner
You know all the cops by their first names
You know someone who works at a dental lab
You are somehow related to most of the people you know
On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii pon'chik tells you to pick up line 2
You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limit
You have been kicked out of the JCC at least twice for trying to sneak in without paying.
Everyone you know has a ruchka of smirnoff in their trunk.
You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home yourself).
You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka
You know more than 30 Katsyas,Vettas, Pauls, andMarys
You have to tell your parents what channel is "YOUR" HBO, Showtime, Per-View is on.
You have a personalized license plate.
When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts.
Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?"
Most of your clothes are fake brand names but you "just can't tell them apart from the real ones."
You have a fake Movado because you can't afford a real Rolex.
Once in a while you attempt to go toChurch but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long.
Some English words like "use, shop, apply, and etc." permanently become a part of your conversational
You're proud to be Russian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Russian friends!
